Humor Mark Twain

Mark Twain is one of my favorite humorists. Here are a few of my favorite quotes of his:

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell. You see, I have friends in both places."

"Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.  I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"I was born modest but it didn't last."

"Go to heaven for the climate; hell for the company."

Love, Honor, and Respect to all. 


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